I am Almost Dorothy and I love red shoes. One day, when I grow up, I’ll have a red car and an ornate theater rug too. I love antique furniture even though my parents aren’t fond of my desire to swim at night. However, they are impressed with my ability to see underwater. I was born on May 17, 1984 (but that date is in question) and I’m not afraid of anything, not even lions or snakes. (Note: I am afraid of snakes.) Once, when I was younger than I am now, I had a dream that I fell into a snake pit filled with snakes and I was so scared I screamed for cake. It was the end of the world for me and that’s when I decided to be a pastry chef or a writer. My parents thought I was silly but I didn’t pay attention to them. I never did. I guess this is a good time to tell you I’m not a girl. I don’t want you to get the wrong impression but I’m cool with it. I hope you are too.
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