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Linda G. Goes To Rehab


We ruined Linda G.’s life. It was like voodoo. The stuff we did to her was ludicrous, not the singer of course. She did every soon-to-be jock and cheerleader in elementary school and I always wanted to be a photographer like Helmut Newton. One day Squinny and I  spread 1,000 photocopied images of her having sex with Brit, a funny doggie style of sorts. Brit learned what it meant to be punked by pricks and never returned to high school again. We giggled, I swear. Poor Linda ended up in rehab just a few years later.

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