Mom says I make her sick but I think she’s got crabs. Keeps itching herself like a son of a bitch. Bobo the Mutt chews his ass. Mom is topless. Fucking fleas, she says. Mom’s got to work tonight and I’m bored. Christmas is 3 days away and I already know what I’m going to get I got crabs to get you this, she says. I tell her she’s full of shit. I hate bras.