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Almost Dorothy Launches New Website


I’ve launched a new website www.almostdorothy.com. I wanted to write I lunched a new website but you can’t eat websites. Can you? I think it’s really cute. The home page is all upside down and stuff. I heard ducks quacking and crickets cricketing when I made it. In any case, I really just wanted to tell you that my new website is live. No nude pics, please. I’m only a teen. I hope you send me hate mail as soon as possible so I can tell you that your mother sucks butt. Seriously, relax. I’m not that kind of girl. I don’t talk trash or shit. Hell, I’m not even a real girl, or real, but I love you guys. Then again, I’m not real. P.S. I have a new Potty Mouth Interview with Reb Livingston from No Tell Motel coming at you soon. G’night n good luck.

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