Posted in Amanda Bernstein, Characters, Family, The Mother

Wild Boar Sex

I should do my homework but Amanda Bernstein (silent B) and mom are fucking like wild boars. I’ve never heard wild boars fuck but I assume it is like what’s going on in the kitchen. I’m not sure what lesbian sex is like, but it’s awesome, otherwise mom would be screaming no. One day when I become a real woman I will have wild boar sex, unless my husband is a Republican. Not sure why I’d marry a Republican. If I did marry one, I’d show him what it’s like to be a human being again. In the meantime, I’m listening to my iPod and hoping (and hopping) that mom and Amanda will clean off the kitchen table. Dirty pigs.


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2 thoughts on “Wild Boar Sex

  1. my husband borrowed my itouch and i had google reader up waiting to read this and he handed me back the itouch saying – i’m scared of your itouch! 🙂 hehe

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