Posted in Almost Dorothy, Characters, The Mother

Almost Dorothy’s Motherfucker


Mom tells me she’s not coming out because she doesn’t know if she wants everyone to know. I don’t know what she’s talking about because everyone knows everything about mom. Even the neighbors know what mom looks like naked. The FPL guy once saw mom playing spin the you know what on her electric vibrating device. I think the guy almost died or laughed to death. We had to call an ambulance. Then don’t tell anyone I tell her. She says she won’t tell. Fine, I say. Don’t. I don’ t think anyone will care anyway if you’re a middle-aged stripper/prostitute/bartender/manicurist/dog groomer. Don’t forget, she says, I’m your mother too. I whispered fucker between mother and too without reproach. She’s almost deaf too.

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