It’s April Fools Day. I’m so disturbed. This guy, Neil de la Flor, claims to be my freaking pet and creator. He’s such a lunatic, a stick figure, a figure of speech. I’m speechless & dumbfounded. He can’t be real. I’m real. He says I’m not real. I’m not a fragment of his stupid imagination. Mom says he must be a freak and a thief. Call the cops and the fire department. I’m going to sue this idiot Neil de la Flor. If you want to know why, read the entire interview at Scene360. He says lots of really really dumpy things about love and hula hoops.