Posted in Almost Dorothy, Random Shit

Almost Dorothy Plugs Jada Boxes

I don’t usually plug cats but this pussy is really really bad. She flirts with elephants and rides a skateboard and has an ID card that gives her/him/it permission to sleep with a him/her/it. It’s really cool.


This ID card is like a lottery ticket that hasn’t been scratched off but when you do scratch it off you get the answer you want, like boy, girl, or it. No matter what, you always get what you want just like children in America always get what they want. Well, at least the children who live in sky boxes, not under bridges, like the rest of us. Check this betch out…Jada Boxes rocks!


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