Hey, kids, guess what? I have a limited supply (6 copies) of my creator’s new book, Almost Dorothy (Marsh Hawk Press 2010), which has absolutely nothing to do with me. I think he just stole my name to seem cool. For $15 bucks you’ll get his book (with my name) + free shipping + his stupid signature. To order the book send a message: click here. To learn about the book: click here. To call the cops for crass self-promotion, dial 911.