Well, not really. The gelato sucks and mom got her shoe caught in the gutter so we had to call the cops and then the cops arrested her for littering and loitering. Mom told the cop to go f_ck himself and then he filed an assault charge and locked her up. Since I didn’t have any cash, cause I’m only a kid, mom had to spend the night with real criminal ladies that were tougher than men. When mom got out, which was this morning, she looked like a wilted trucker and stunk like a fat greasy hog, or warthog. I took her to the zoo and they let us in for free.