My first night with my new mom, Amanda B., didn’t go so well. She’s a vegetarian, so we didn’t eat any meat. I don’t know what the hell I’m going to do. We didn’t even have turkey bacon for breakfast this morning. At least I didn’t get burned by a cigarette, but I miss my real mom’s quirks. I’m not sure what I’m going to do because Amanda B.’s cat looks so delicious. I wonder if Amanda B. will notice her cat has a missing leg. The meaty one on the left side. I have to go. Obama is making a speech right now. God save the cat! Long live the cat!
Leg of Cat
Almost Dorothy 
uh oh. you are stalking my cats too aren’t you! seriously will you ever forgive me for eating your goat!