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Glenn Beck Is A Duck Killer


Dear Glenn Beck, a duck just committed suicide in the reflecting pool after listening to you and Sarah Palin. I think your fake tears released some kind of duck suicide poison. What will those baby ducks do without their ma? What will dumb people do when you go back to your hotel and order duck pate? Please, give wildlife a break and shut the fuck up.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Duck

P.S. Why are there only white people at your rally?

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