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Rick Perry is an Ass, Hillary Clinton Rocks

Evidence of a real human being:

Ma says she is a proud American woman (or man). She says she is so proud she would give up her life for this country. She would even join the gay military that Rick Perry talks about and sacrifice her life to save his life and his wife’s life and the lives of his children. The same military that defends this country from wannabe fascists or fascists in training like Rick Perry is the same military that now welcomes openly LGBT Americans to serve their country. (I almost wrote Rick Scott.)

As of December 8th, 2011, ma is now a registered Republican–the party of H8 and fart heads–because she wants to make a point. I’m not sure what point she is trying to make, but she’s ma. However I suspect her point is this: gay people are everywhere. We live in every state, every country on planet earth, and we are part of every political party known to man-woman-child. I support ma cause ma is human. Even though she is insane, just like everyone, she should receive the support of every goddamn politician–gay, bisexual, transsexual, asexual or heterosexual–on this planet. Because all  politicians are humans they don’t have any more rights or less rights than any other human being.

Being LGBT does not make you less human, Hillary Clinton says. And that’s that, ma says.

Ma finds it offensive that a man running for President of the United States of America would run an ad implying that gays make America weak. He’s a fart head, ma says. Plain and simple. But that is what makes America great. We cherish idiots (Rick Perry) just as equally as we cherish the brave voices (like Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton) that defend those who have been silenced, brutalized, and marginalized because of who they are.

Thank God I’m a republican, ma says. Now I can vote for gay-friendly republicans…as soon as the come out of the closet.

Evidence of an idiot:


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