Ma says you can’t rely on smart people to make rational decisions because there are more stupid people out there. In 2010, the economy added 1.1 million private sector jobs under President Obama and the democratic Congress. Ma says the Republicans will probably take credit for future job growth and try to blame democrats for not creating enough jobs even though George W. Bush and the Republican party was responsible for the global financial crisis which began in…2007, people! If people really voted their values, democrats would control congress. Ma hopes the republicans went back to school and studied Economics 101 when they were out of power. Probably not. Viva smart people. Viva la charts!
Yo bitches, I mean ladies and gentlemen and their pets, please vote for Alex Sink. She’s the only verified human candidate running for Governor of Florida. She’s not a multimillion dollar evil-empire tycoon like her scandalous opponent, Rick Scott, also known as Gollum from The Lord of the Rings. So, for those of you who are super busy, you can register right now, online, to vote for Alex Sink by mail. Here’s the link. This message has not been approved by ma’ so it’s probably the right thing to do for Florida. Ma’s got the herpes right now so she’s in no shape to make any sense. Her lip looks like an exploded sausage. Oops, off track. Help save Florida from the evil Gollum, (Rick Scott), who wants to destroy our precious state with his Precious Greed. Alex Sink for FL Governor.