FYI #1: This is the moon, not the sun, or an imposter.
FYI #2: That is ma’s shadow to the left of the landing strip of light.
FYI #3: Light travels at the speed of ma’s lipstick.
FYI #4: In lieu of the super moon, ma and I mooned the moon.
FYI #5: We mooed, too.
FYI #6: Where is the moon when I’m in school?
FYI #7: The periapsis is the shortest distance of a body (me) from one of the foci of its elliptical orbit (ma).
FYI #8: Even though ma is the apoapsis to my periapsis, we both end in s.
FYI #9: I want to lick the photons off the moon so that I can dream of fire-breathing dragons again.
FYI #10: When I sleep, I’m a dragon.
FYI #11: I’m also a queen.
FYI #12: Ma said we should make an offering to the super moon and then she (or he) hugged me like a big gay football payer might after winning the Super Bowl.
FYI #13: I love the trajectory of madness.
FYI #14: Before ma jumped in, she took off her bra and pretty hat.