1. I wrote a protest song about ma.
2. She found it and set me on fire with her cigarette butt. It’s been a rough week on the 7 1/2 seas.
3. Aren’t all the seas part of the same sea?
4. Why do we have to divide the oceans into 7 Cs?
5. I’m gonna write a protest song against people who wear boxes on their head.
6. Sometimes I just write things down because I can.
7. Seven.
8. Ate.
9. You thought I was gonna write spaghetti.
10. Last night I fell in the space between ma and the dresser. Found a bit of gravity to dance with.
11. I fell like Icarus from the sky except I was in ma’s bed with her gigantic gay bat wings wrapped around me.
12. I protest this song about protest.
13. If I had a soul, it would be Joan of Arc as Helen Mirren.
14. If I were an arc, I would curve toward the burning seas.
Almost Dorothy 