Yo bitches, I mean ladies and gentlemen and their pets, please vote for Alex Sink. She’s the only verified human candidate running for Governor of Florida. She’s not a multimillion dollar evil-empire tycoon like her scandalous opponent, Rick Scott, also known as Gollum from The Lord of the Rings. So, for those of you who are super busy, you can register right now, online, to vote for Alex Sink by mail. Here’s the link. This message has not been approved by ma’ so it’s probably the right thing to do for Florida. Ma’s got the herpes right now so she’s in no shape to make any sense. Her lip looks like an exploded sausage. Oops, off track. Help save Florida from the evil Gollum, (Rick Scott), who wants to destroy our precious state with his Precious Greed. Alex Sink for FL Governor.